I'm not stoked about filling this sweet kitty with a bunch of pins like a voodoo doll. Someone buy it and save it from such a brutal fate!
Clever hiding spot, kitty!
I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
Now you can be everyone's favorite soft kitty!
Kitty ran out of lives but still scratches at the damn door all night anyway.
Rice under the fingernails is a small price to pay for giving your food tummy skritches.
Are you sick of candy yet? How many of you spent all weekend gorging on the sweet stuff when Halloween wasn't until today? raises hand