I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
It's a good thing sushi doesn't purr or I'd just empty these into my purse to cuddle with later and be done with it.
Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
Rice under the fingernails is a small price to pay for giving your food tummy skritches.
Have no fear! Dr. Tinycat is here! He'll keep you safe and healthy. Promise.
The ASPCA has adorable gifts in their shop so you can give someone a bauble they love and give an animal a little more hope.
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?