Kitty ran out of lives but still scratches at the damn door all night anyway.
As distressing as it may be to have a sunken kitty in your drink, those toe beans sure are sweet!
Somebody got caught in the rain! But Please don't get mad, he didn't mean to leave muddy paw prints in the carpet. Look, he's sorry okay?
You know someone cares when you get a simple peanut butter and jelly sandwich without crusts. That's love. Then they go and slap a kitty face on there, well, you've got something super special going on!
My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!