Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.
My head has already started to dress up for Halloween. The rest of me is still business casual.
The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...
Kitty ran out of lives but still scratches at the damn door all night anyway.
Bow shiny. So shiny. Want the shiny!