The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...
Heed the wisdom of the guru kitty!
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It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
I'm not stoked about filling this sweet kitty with a bunch of pins like a voodoo doll. Someone buy it and save it from such a brutal fate!
This kitty watch better meow every hour on the hour or I'm sending it back!
My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.