It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
Isn't it a bummer when your food becomes your friend and you have to find something else to eat?
As distressing as it may be to have a sunken kitty in your drink, those toe beans sure are sweet!
Kitty ran out of lives but still scratches at the damn door all night anyway.
Rice under the fingernails is a small price to pay for giving your food tummy skritches.
The most direct way to a girl's heart is through her company's mascot. D'awwwww...
Who hasn't wanted kitty ears that move realistically based on what you're thinking?