I'm not stoked about filling this sweet kitty with a bunch of pins like a voodoo doll. Someone buy it and save it from such a brutal fate!
I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...
I'll forgive kitty for leaving footprints on my egg because he drew pretty little hearts on my chicken fingers! Aw, kitty, you really do love me!
I'm happy I haz you.
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I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
You know someone cares when you get a simple peanut butter and jelly sandwich without crusts. That's love. Then they go and slap a kitty face on there, well, you've got something super special going on!