I'll clean your house! Even the baseboards! I'll magically make that Matcha tea taste good! I swear! Meow! Don't eat me!
Though sometimes we talk about how a kitty is so cute we just want to eat it up, I'm not sure I've ever felt so literally compelled to eat a cat's head before. Of course the whiskers would have to go first, I don't want them stuck in my throat.