This kitty watch better meow every hour on the hour or I'm sending it back!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
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My kitties chew on my fresh flowers all the time but they have yet to crawl in with them. I'll watch out for that.
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
I'm not stoked about filling this sweet kitty with a bunch of pins like a voodoo doll. Someone buy it and save it from such a brutal fate!
You know someone cares when you get a simple peanut butter and jelly sandwich without crusts. That's love. Then they go and slap a kitty face on there, well, you've got something super special going on!