Snuggling with a kitty just doesn't compare to snuggling with a kitty wearing a mustache!
You can never have enough things in your life with kitties on them. If I could rub my cat all over my face in place of makeup I would!
Rice under the fingernails is a small price to pay for giving your food tummy skritches.
Kitty looks so handsome in 3D!
I wish my real cat would cook eggs for me. Lazy good-for-nothing...
It's so generous of you to offer yourself up as a wallet! Can I borrow that scarf?
I don't know what sort of evil trickery was used to make these cups but I want that kind of magic in my life.