This kitty watch better meow every hour on the hour or I'm sending it back!
Kitty ran out of lives but still scratches at the damn door all night anyway.
Kitty looks so handsome in 3D!
I'll forgive kitty for leaving footprints on my egg because he drew pretty little hearts on my chicken fingers! Aw, kitty, you really do love me!
Who hasn't wanted kitty ears that move realistically based on what you're thinking?
Jerry, comfort me! I'm allergic to real cats!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!