The kitchen is feeling drab and I can't keep plants alive. This will do!
How cut would this be over a big ol' round preggo belly? Get yerself knocked up and in the kitchen!
Don't be scared, he won't eat your cheese, though I bet he wouldn't say no to a nacho.
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
Dude is so excited to eat your cherry pits and spit out that gross sweet bit. Thanks, Mr. Chomper!