You simply can't make Halloween cookies with a non-themed timer. Yes, my kitchen is cluttered, but at least it's all season-appropriate.
Grandma always said that the secret ingredient in her baking was love. Now I know the REAL secret.
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Food made with love is the best tasting food. It can't hurt to also have a heart-shaped utensil in there for good measure.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.