Dude is so excited to eat your cherry pits and spit out that gross sweet bit. Thanks, Mr. Chomper!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
How cut would this be over a big ol' round preggo belly? Get yerself knocked up and in the kitchen!
Show the world that you are a culinary warrior.
Good moooooorning kitchen! Thank you for being so friendly and preparing my breakfast for me. Wait, you didn't cook? You're just grinning smugly at me? Ugh, I hate mornings.
You simply can't make Halloween cookies with a non-themed timer. Yes, my kitchen is cluttered, but at least it's all season-appropriate.