Living in the past isn't always a bad thing.
while I don't recommend swinging anything around by its tail, especially an expensive gadget, it's good to know the option exists.
What? No, I don't have an iPad, I just have a fuzzy, delicious lunch. Nothing to see here, muggers. Move along.
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!
For some people, all an iPad is is a giant, very expensive Gameboy.
If you can't spend every minute hugging your iPad (and I know you want to), you can get a panda to do it for you!