What? No, I don't have an iPad, I just have a fuzzy, delicious lunch. Nothing to see here, muggers. Move along.
Living in the past isn't always a bad thing.
Sure your iPad is sleek and sexy and cool, but you've got to protect it. Why not make it kawaii in the process?
Is the bloom off the rose? Is the novelty of your iPad wearing off? Spruce it up a bit with a mushroom case! Re-up that nerd cred and walk the cubicle maze with your head held high!
If you can't spend every minute hugging your iPad (and I know you want to), you can get a panda to do it for you!
For some people, all an iPad is is a giant, very expensive Gameboy.