Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!