Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?