Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!