Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
All the relaxation and perfection, none of the work!