One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!