Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!