Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!