All the relaxation and perfection, none of the work!
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.