One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!