Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
All the relaxation and perfection, none of the work!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!