There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
All the relaxation and perfection, none of the work!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!