An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
All the relaxation and perfection, none of the work!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Backyard parties used to be so pedestrian, keeping up with the Jones's is getting interesting.
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.