Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
One bite was enough. Stop chewing on my inner tube!