Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!