Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Pine needles are messy, plus, what are you supposed to do with a wreath after Christmas? This is no fuss and silly to boot!
Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.