Someone buy me this. I don't care that it's only 50 degrees outside!
Don't let a season pass by without a giant whatever in your front yard!
Bowl over your friends with your ostentatious yard decor!
There are times when you just need a little emergency magic!
Being allergic to bees is such a bummer when bee beards are so in style.
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?