Nilla wafers are dangerous. I can probably polish off a box in one sitting if I'm not careful. How could someone resist snacking long enough to melt candy, dip the cookies, let them cool AND decorate them? Patience, man.
Imagine waking up on Sunday morning after a super fun night out on the town for your friend's birthday. You're exhausted, you're sore, your voice is hoarse from proclamations of merriment, your hair smells funny and you still have one sock on. Now imagine that this donut appears on your nightstand. Feeling a bit better now? I thought so.