If this is how the game was really played I'd be kicking everyone's butts! All the points are in my belly.
St. Patrick's Day is coming up on Thursday! I love green, I love Ireland, I love foods that get all dressed up for the holidays! I'll be regaling you with all the best goodies coming through the tubes this week to help celebrate.
First, plaid! Better get out your tartans and get spiffy!
I think we should have a special ceremony where an elephant carries a newborn baby around the neighborhood in its trunk to introduce the kid to all the neighbors. It would be so friendly and exciting! These cookies are just the beginning.
Imagine waking up on Sunday morning after a super fun night out on the town for your friend's birthday. You're exhausted, you're sore, your voice is hoarse from proclamations of merriment, your hair smells funny and you still have one sock on. Now imagine that this donut appears on your nightstand. Feeling a bit better now? I thought so.