At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!
Are we sure that no LSD is going to leach into the ice from the plastic?
Princesses can be so demanding. I want everything to be a castle!
I'm not a fan of not being able to identify what's floating in my drink, but if you promise it's just ice then we're good.
They look like my iPhone icons but are they touch-sensitive?
It's sad to watch them melt but they provided you with an important service!