But can you reassemble the beast before he melts?
It's sad to watch them melt but they provided you with an important service!
At least it's your own mustache and not someone else's.
Did you know that a trick to getting perfectly clear ice cubes is to freeze boiling hot water? It's true, try it!
As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!
Are we sure that no LSD is going to leach into the ice from the plastic?
You can't get along for five minutes without a vampire reference? Here you go!