You can't get along for five minutes without a vampire reference? Here you go!
They look like my iPhone icons but are they touch-sensitive?
Are we sure that no LSD is going to leach into the ice from the plastic?
When you need your drinks to really pack a punch.
I'm not a fan of not being able to identify what's floating in my drink, but if you promise it's just ice then we're good.
As sad as it is to watch a little Russian doll melt in your drink, just think, you can always make more!
But can you reassemble the beast before he melts?