I see it! The mouth of the afterlife! It's so beautiful!
Some days it's just too hot and you can't eat your ice cream fast enough. This is why I carry moist towelettes in my purse. Because even though I don't have kids, I know that adults can get just as sticky as toddlers.
I suppose if you can't afford a butler to twirl your ice cream for you, an automatic cone will have to do.