You need to draw the line somewhere, marking the spoons is a good start.
Look how proud these dudes are of their silly hats. It's like they all planned to get together before the party to get ready and they found these awesome hats at the party supply store and they just know how awesome they look. I approve, hat brigade!
That melty guy on the right needs some serious love right now. He looks so sad! The others are so hopeful and cheerful, waiting to be loved, the melty dude is the only one who fully realizes his fate and for that I will put him out of his misery.