Some days it's just too hot and you can't eat your ice cream fast enough. This is why I carry moist towelettes in my purse. Because even though I don't have kids, I know that adults can get just as sticky as toddlers.
When I was a teenager I used to go to Denny's all the time with my friends and get a banana split. Without fail, if I turned my back for a second, my ice cream would be destroyed. Here's a solution. Take one. It's yours. Leave me be!