Some days it's just too hot and you can't eat your ice cream fast enough. This is why I carry moist towelettes in my purse. Because even though I don't have kids, I know that adults can get just as sticky as toddlers.
When it's time to take notes on a lecture, pretend it's really snack time. It makes the time go faster, promise.
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
I'll use this when I take a bath with my cupcake scented bath gel and cotton candy sugar scrub. I'll take sugar shock through my skin anytime!
Judging by the size of those chocolate chips and the scoops of ice cream, this ice cream sandwich is roughly the size of my head. What's that? No I'm totally going to finish it, get your own!
Penguin waffles were getting uncomfortably warm. Cool them down with some ice cream!
You need to draw the line somewhere, marking the spoons is a good start.