I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
Hey, even chemists need a break once in a while.
Everyone knows just how sweet you really are!
Goodbye diet, hello cute chipwiches!
I feel like I could will this little hunk of plastic into being delicious if I could just get my hands on it!