Everyone knows just how sweet you really are!
I was always that jerk kid who dug out the whole strawberry stripe of the Neapolitan ice cream in the leaky cardboard box. I kind of miss those crappy boxes that were impossible to open without ripping the lid and you could never get them closed again and would inevitably end up with a puddle of freezer-burned nasty ice cream. Those were the days. Kids these days have it so easy.
When I was a kid, the whole family would have a little bowl of ice cream after dinner while we watched TV. I always preferred vanilla with a little chocolate syrup or powdered hot chocolate mix. I would stir it until it was the consistency of soft serve and then it was just perfect. I remember thinking how good it would be if I just melted it all down and heated it up.
YOU CAN REALLY DO THAT! My mind is blown, I can't believe I never seriously considered it before but here we are with two lov