ice cream

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I was always that jerk kid who dug out the whole strawberry stripe of the Neapolitan ice cream in the leaky cardboard box. I kind of miss those crappy boxes that were impossible to open without ripping the lid and you could never get them closed again and would inevitably end up with a puddle of freezer-burned nasty ice cream. Those were the days. Kids these days have it so easy.

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There's always a sad, dropped ice cream somewhere. Might as well put one to use.

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I suppose if you can't afford a butler to twirl your ice cream for you, an automatic cone will have to do.

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Judging by the size of those chocolate chips and the scoops of ice cream, this ice cream sandwich is roughly the size of my head. What's that? No I'm totally going to finish it, get your own!

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When it's time to take notes on a lecture, pretend it's really snack time. It makes the time go faster, promise.

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I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?

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