If hot chocolate really loved me it would be zero calories and never get cold and grow that weird skin over the top. It would also always carry a healthy dose of Rumplemintz in its depths.
Now I know what to ask for for every birthday and Christmas. All hot chocolate forever!
The only utensils that start off as a spoons and end up as sticky, pointy weapons.
As distressing as it may be to have a sunken kitty in your drink, those toe beans sure are sweet!
Whipped cream pandas will only bathe in the fanciest teacups.