If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!
This is much better looking than the neighbor's dining room across the alley.
Take out your frustration on the walls and expand your storage possibilities!
These dudes will hold your stuff for you when you don't have anywhere to put it. And when you're not using them, they'll watch over your house for you. Win!