Your kids will have no idea what that metal thing on your table is.
Who wouldn't love a pillow with their family on it? Amazing gift to pass down through generations!
Tell your friends you hunted it yourself!
With two of them you could make yourself a cozy egg!
If you can't get out on your lunch break to commune with the succulents in the conservatory, get one that comes to you!
A great way to lay about with friends and hilariously crush your enemies!