Your kids will have no idea what that metal thing on your table is.
With two of them you could make yourself a cozy egg!
Historically accurate skies are where it's at.
This is much better looking than the neighbor's dining room across the alley.
Oh nothing, just a little thing I just dug up in the yard.
These dudes will hold your stuff for you when you don't have anywhere to put it. And when you're not using them, they'll watch over your house for you. Win!