Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
Stop hogging all the snacks, hedgie!
Coffee and a snack is all business around these parts. This is not casual Friday, make sure your break is attired properly.
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
It seems ridiculous to have something so big just to hold toothpicks, but hey, if you have a lot of counter space to fill up, you could do worse.