Stop hogging all the snacks, hedgie!
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
Totoro is pretty much the nicest, most helpful neighbor you could have.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.