Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Coffee and a snack is all business around these parts. This is not casual Friday, make sure your break is attired properly.
It's a nice day to sit by the boiling pond and fish for a cup of tea.
Totoro is pretty much the nicest, most helpful neighbor you could have.
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
Stop hogging all the snacks, hedgie!
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.