Thank you, little plastic man, for bearing the burden of my social networks, Netflix, Pandora, Angry Birds and Texts From Last Night. I know it's a lot to handle.
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
I need a toothpick, where did that rascally rabbit go?
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
It seems ridiculous to have something so big just to hold toothpicks, but hey, if you have a lot of counter space to fill up, you could do worse.
One of the saddest things about cupcakes is that they are not the most portable snacks. You kind of have to hope that there is a shop nearby when the craving strikes. But no more! Wrap up your sugary treat and take it with you anywhere!
Coffee and a snack is all business around these parts. This is not casual Friday, make sure your break is attired properly.
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