It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
It's a nice day to sit by the boiling pond and fish for a cup of tea.
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
Coffee and a snack is all business around these parts. This is not casual Friday, make sure your break is attired properly.