Thank you, little plastic man, for bearing the burden of my social networks, Netflix, Pandora, Angry Birds and Texts From Last Night. I know it's a lot to handle.
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
It seems ridiculous to have something so big just to hold toothpicks, but hey, if you have a lot of counter space to fill up, you could do worse.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Stop hogging all the snacks, hedgie!
It's a nice day to sit by the boiling pond and fish for a cup of tea.