Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.
It's the least he can do to make up for stealing the eggs, really.
Sadly this amazing helmet is not for sale. But how could I not share it with you? It's so freaking AWESOME! Perhaps some of you crafty folks will be inspired to make one of your own!
Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.