Let me describe what you're looking at here: heart-shaped red velvet cheesecake marble brownies. There is not a word in that sentence to dislike. If they taste half as good as they sound I'm pretty sure I'll die.

Brownie bites are already like a gift sent from heaven directly to your mouth, now shape that gift like a heart and throw in some edible glitter and I'm all a-flutter!

Though I feel thrifty and utilitarian using a bank statement or gum wrapper as a bookmark, sometimes I just wish I had something cute in there like a little fox with hearts for eyebrows.

Making someone a sandwich, even as humble and simple as a good ol' pb&j is a real act of love. Just think of all the sandwiches you've eaten; aren't those made by someone especially for you a million times tastier than the ones you've made for yourself?

All sandwiches should be bite-sized and heart shaped. As Empress of the Kingdom of Cutesville I proclaim it to be so. Do your best.

Can I get a hat that looks like me to wear on my head? That's pretty much what this cupcake is doing and it looks pretty fierce. I think I could rock it.

You can pack a whole lot of chocolate into one little bite sized cupcake. Remember that next time you promise yourself that you'll only have one bite of dessert. Make that bite count!