I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
I've always wanted to nibble on Rowlf's tender, floppy ears. You don't think he'd mind do you?
These horses are adorable but they raise so very many questions! Why do some of them have big red lips? Why are they wearing thong underwear? And why does that one horse but have a jockey cap on? Horses: mystery of the racetrack!
These dudes will hold your stuff for you when you don't have anywhere to put it. And when you're not using them, they'll watch over your house for you. Win!
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