I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?
Ugh, squirrels. Always hoarding all my seasonings.
I've always wanted to nibble on Rowlf's tender, floppy ears. You don't think he'd mind do you?
These horses are adorable but they raise so very many questions! Why do some of them have big red lips? Why are they wearing thong underwear? And why does that one horse but have a jockey cap on? Horses: mystery of the racetrack!
These dudes will hold your stuff for you when you don't have anywhere to put it. And when you're not using them, they'll watch over your house for you. Win!
This 5-Year-Old Made the Cutest AND Most Heroic 911 Call at the Same Time
An Example of Homophobia
If Physical Diseases Were Treated Like Mental Illness
New Meme Alert - The 60 Year Old Girl
The Best Memes of 2013
Aziz Ansari Captures Why it Sucks to be Single Today
The Basics of Sportsing
To the Designer of This Soap Dispenser: I Salute You
Prank Artist of the Day: Convince Repeat DUI Offender He's Been Unconscious for 10 Years
WELCOME! TO FINALS WEEK (AKA The Thunderdome)
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