No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.
My head is filled with other things so I'm glad to have an extra to fill with LEGO.
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.
Sadly the exterior of this amazing Pentax digital camera won't make the subjects of your photos look more like robots. But it sure is cheerful!
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.