Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
Though sometimes we talk about how a kitty is so cute we just want to eat it up, I'm not sure I've ever felt so literally compelled to eat a cat's head before. Of course the whiskers would have to go first, I don't want them stuck in my throat.
Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!
I'm so glad someone realized that if you dip a marshmallow in yellow candy coating, it looks like a Lego minifig. Hey grumpy, cheer up and enjoy your last few precious moments on this earth!
All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.
Every girl has a little Harley in her. Show it off!
There are days when what you really need is to have a giant Stitch head on your head. We all have these days.
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