Well hello there, Kitty! You're doing a lovely job of watching over your flock of hot, crispy, salty fries but I'm afraid your duties are through. I'll take over from here.
Though sometimes we talk about how a kitty is so cute we just want to eat it up, I'm not sure I've ever felt so literally compelled to eat a cat's head before. Of course the whiskers would have to go first, I don't want them stuck in my throat.