Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
Every girl has a little Harley in her. Show it off!
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
I'm so glad someone realized that if you dip a marshmallow in yellow candy coating, it looks like a Lego minifig. Hey grumpy, cheer up and enjoy your last few precious moments on this earth!
Not only a great backpack, but it also makes a perfect pillow for park naps!
My head is filled with other things so I'm glad to have an extra to fill with LEGO.
You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.