All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.
Humiliating rodents is one of the best hobbies!
Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!
My head is filled with other things so I'm glad to have an extra to fill with LEGO.
Well hello there, Kitty! You're doing a lovely job of watching over your flock of hot, crispy, salty fries but I'm afraid your duties are through. I'll take over from here.
I'm so glad someone realized that if you dip a marshmallow in yellow candy coating, it looks like a Lego minifig. Hey grumpy, cheer up and enjoy your last few precious moments on this earth!
You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.