You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.
Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!
There are days when what you really need is to have a giant Stitch head on your head. We all have these days.
Available at: Shapeways http://www.shapeways.com/model/149334/giraffe_ring.html?gid=ug2007 ($20)
All the benefits of keeping a dog in your purse with none of the mess or animal rights protests.
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.
Well hello there, Kitty! You're doing a lovely job of watching over your flock of hot, crispy, salty fries but I'm afraid your duties are through. I'll take over from here.