It's okay to be a show off about your Quidditch skills every once in a while.
Real books cause papercuts and have too many words. Start off a little easier.
I solemnly swear I am drinking hot beverages.
Wear your house colors with a little more panache than the usual stripes.
I love Harry Potter, and these are adorable, but all the knits in my closet are weeping with fear for their future.
With so many snitches this game is hardly fair. Even so, wouldn't it be nice for someone else to have a change? It's a leveling of the playing field if you will. We can all play seeker!
You may be up to no good alright, but sadly this map still won't tell you where Snape is off to.