We all know that Harry's Firebolt broom is top notch, maybe it can also make you a better writer. Heck, this is such a good looking replica I might just keep it in the case and not even write with it!
Real books cause papercuts and have too many words. Start off a little easier.
With so many snitches this game is hardly fair. Even so, wouldn't it be nice for someone else to have a change? It's a leveling of the playing field if you will. We can all play seeker!
You may be up to no good alright, but sadly this map still won't tell you where Snape is off to.
Just don't eat it all at once.