It doesn't take much to make a sandwich adorable. Think of how special it would make you feel to find this in your lunch?
This little ghost rests and recharges during the day. Then at night, you flip him over and he wakes up, happy as can be, to keep the bad ghosts away. What's Casper done for you lately?
Oh pizza, you look so hopeful that I'll become your friend and through the magic of friendship I'll learn to never eat pizza again. You are a sweet kid but you're wrong.