Wait, can skulls even bleed?
Remember when mom used to make a sheet cake and transform it magically into Snoopy or Garfield or a bat or a witch or a goldfish? Throw out your fancy cake molds and get creative!
Good luck stirring this bubbling brew, that stick is stuck into a caramel apple which has in turn been dipped in chocolate and then decorated with more modeling chocolate! What? That's amazing!
This is pretty much the best idea ever. BRB learning Japanese.
Every meal is an opportunity to scare your loved ones just a little.
"Me not always monstrous. Me have whole entire range of emotion. Can be pretty sweet guy."