I do not like to eat candy corn but I love the way it looks. When you make it out of jiggly Jello and add a bunch of booze I am all over it! Now I just need a party to bring this to!
Clever hiding spot, kitty!
I want to make a Halloween costume for every item in my house. The wooden spoons will be superheroes, the blender will go as a toaster and the couch will be Jabba the Hutt.
Remember when mom used to make a sheet cake and transform it magically into Snoopy or Garfield or a bat or a witch or a goldfish? Throw out your fancy cake molds and get creative!
Wait, is the one eating brains the work key or the locker? Or is that the bullet wound? Zombies, you're so confusing!
My head has already started to dress up for Halloween. The rest of me is still business casual.
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
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