My head has already started to dress up for Halloween. The rest of me is still business casual.
Wait, can skulls even bleed?
I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
I vant to raise your blood sugar!
I want to make a Halloween costume for every item in my house. The wooden spoons will be superheroes, the blender will go as a toaster and the couch will be Jabba the Hutt.
Have some dignity, bear! I can see your innards!