Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
I wish I could use this to shoot the rain back into the sky.
Getting my hair to look this good is like playing a game of Russian Roulette.
I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.