Getting my hair to look this good is like playing a game of Russian Roulette.
I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
This will be sure to help you wake up in the morning.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.