I wish I could use this to shoot the rain back into the sky.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Getting my hair to look this good is like playing a game of Russian Roulette.
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.