I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
Getting my hair to look this good is like playing a game of Russian Roulette.
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
If they ever do a Victorian-era remake of eXistenz, these will make great props!
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.