I wish I could use this to shoot the rain back into the sky.
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.
I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
This will be sure to help you wake up in the morning.
If they ever do a Victorian-era remake of eXistenz, these will make great props!