Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.
I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
If they ever do a Victorian-era remake of eXistenz, these will make great props!
Kitty's getting tired of the cutesy, innocent game, it's time to show her aggressive side.
Getting my hair to look this good is like playing a game of Russian Roulette.