I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
If they ever do a Victorian-era remake of eXistenz, these will make great props!
This will be sure to help you wake up in the morning.
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.