I wish I could use this to shoot the rain back into the sky.
I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.
This will be sure to help you wake up in the morning.