I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
I wish I could use this to shoot the rain back into the sky.
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
This will be sure to help you wake up in the morning.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.