I know you're only assembling a playpen, but you can pretend you're in your own version of Die Hard.
If they ever do a Victorian-era remake of eXistenz, these will make great props!
Shooting big ol' guns is just as fun for girly girls as it is for manly men!
Sometimes you need something to make you feel in control but you don't want to be flashy about it.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
Kitty's getting tired of the cutesy, innocent game, it's time to show her aggressive side.