If there are Cadbury Mini Eggs within 500 feet of me I WILL find them. Rest assured. Sorry kiddos, this Easter egg hunt belongs to ME!
These horses are adorable but they raise so very many questions! Why do some of them have big red lips? Why are they wearing thong underwear? And why does that one horse but have a jockey cap on? Horses: mystery of the racetrack!
I half expect a playing card minion to come along and start slapping red paint around to cover up for a planting mistake.
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.