In my mind, the days of the dinosaur looked just like this with lots of bright colors and bright beady eyes and friendly faces. Hey, where's my neon pink dinosaur saddle? I want to go for a sweet ride.
Just skip the super salty ham that your great aunt is making on Easter and head straight for the cake.
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They can be tough to spot lumbering through the grass but I hear it's good luck to find one in your yard.
Time for walks in the park with a wagon. What are you gonna put in the wagon? Puppies? Pumpkins? Children? Dried corn?
If there are Cadbury Mini Eggs within 500 feet of me I WILL find them. Rest assured. Sorry kiddos, this Easter egg hunt belongs to ME!
I half expect a playing card minion to come along and start slapping red paint around to cover up for a planting mistake.