All things super adorable, right on the front of your face where they belong.
She certainly is pleased with herself for landing the cutest nerdy boy kitty in school!
If you need glasses as bad as I do, you know how you can come to resent people who only wear them for fashion. Just give them a necklace. Posers.
Whisker implants are a little extreme, try these on for size first.
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Remember, even the dinosaurs had outcasts among them. They're the ones who invented humans. Treat them gently.