I hate it when I get lip gloss or mustache wax on my glasses. So hard to clean!

Aww, she can even make hipsters lovable.

A beautiful sunset is always within reach.

Luckily this pi lover understands the importance of personal hygiene.

If you need glasses as bad as I do, you know how you can come to resent people who only wear them for fashion. Just give them a necklace. Posers.

Since my cat won't sit still enough for me to balance a beer on her head, these will have to do.

Whisker implants are a little extreme, try these on for size first.