Don't let anyone think for even a moment that you aren't all lady while you're strolling through the airport. Another bonus, no one will accidentally take your luggage at baggage claim!
You have that one friend who is a little bit crazy and likes high-heeled slippers and showing off her cleavage and doing tequila shots first thing at the bar. She's getting married, you're in charge of shower snacks. These are perfect!
It seems a little counter intuitive to eat cookies that look like slimming undergarments. Unless of course you have no intention of fitting into a slimming undergarment after eating said cookies. Oh who am I kidding? I'll never wear a corset, pass the snacks!