No need to be dramatic.
It seems a little counter intuitive to eat cookies that look like slimming undergarments. Unless of course you have no intention of fitting into a slimming undergarment after eating said cookies. Oh who am I kidding? I'll never wear a corset, pass the snacks!
You have that one friend who is a little bit crazy and likes high-heeled slippers and showing off her cleavage and doing tequila shots first thing at the bar. She's getting married, you're in charge of shower snacks. These are perfect!