It's nice to know someone tall and quiet is watching over me while I sleep. Wait, did I say nice? I meant super creepy.
Hunting giraffes is not recommended. Plus, how would you fit an entire giraffe head in your house? Let's go small or go home.
I want a whole herd of these guys roaming my house!
Giraffes are so elegant and majestic, I'd put them on pretty much anything!
The giraffes at the zoo have it made, they can see over the fences!
I'd never even considered that giraffes' spots weren't as interesting as they could be until now. You go giraffe! You flaunt whatever pattern you like!
You're all tall and mighty now, but just wait until I take you down a couple notches when I'm drinking my tea.
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